matano:

Time, 石川

  • Ohno was late in the morning and he missed the plane to Ishikawa. So he had to come alone without other members. On the plane, since it was his first time to fly alone, he was scared, and all the more because there were many foreign people around him. 
  • According to Aiba, Sho’s room is like a warehouse. And there’s a toilet that moves automatically. Aiba had recently installed a bidet in the bathroom. And one day his mom visited him and tried to see how it worked. She ended up getting her face wet with water from the bidet. She was drunk. 
  • Ohno’s toilet moves automatically, too. There’s a motion sensor that turns on and off the toilet, so he has to move from time to time and let the sensor know he’s still there in order to avoid an embarrassing situation. lol
  • Jun gave Sho tights as a present. So Sho thought he would finally graduate from baby power, but he still had to use it on his upper body. 
  • Sho’s into calling Ohno ‘Oh chan’. Ohno, “可愛くて嫌!”

Time, 広島

  • They hit the traffic on their way to the venue from the airport and it took almost two and a half hours. Sho and Nino were sleeping all the way, Ohno woke up in the middle because his butt was hurt. Aiba slept for an hour and Jun was up alone. He got bored and irritated so he ate bread. 
  • Sho, “Eating bread makes time go faster?” Ohno, “What did you eat?” Jun, “It wasn’t exactly a bread. It was a chocolate eclair.”
  • Sho, “I would go for fried ones, like croquette and donut.” OMAN, “They suit you.” Sho, “What does that mean?” 
  • They arrived at the venue around 1pm. Ohno thought the concert would start at 2pm and gobbled down TKG. Sho ate natto and his hand got a cramp from stirring it too much. 
  • Sho was the only one who was wearing a sleeveless top. Sho, “Someone give me sleeves, please, I’m begging.”
  • About Nino’s costume. Sho, “It looks like someone spilled curry powder.” Aiba, “I thought it was poop.” Sho, “Maybe he got it when he was rolling on the floor in Love Situation.”
  • Nino, “Someone grabbed my butt in Yes? No!” Sho, “We need a reenactment.”
  • It turned out it had been Jun, not Ohno, contrary to everyone’s expectation. 
  • Jun looked embarrassed, but instead of admitting it, he argued in a miff, “But this (Aiba) touched my チンコ, too!” 
  • Ohno, Sho, Aiba, Nino rushed toward family seats and apologized. 
  • Ohno, “At least let’s call it イチモツ.” Nino, “They’re just the same.”

“But this (Aiba) touched my チンコ, too!”

lol oh god XD


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